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I Out Pizza’d The Hut And Now The CIA Is Trying To Assassinate Me Shirt

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This outrageous and wildly entertaining “I Out Pizza’d The Hut And Now The CIA Is Trying To Assassinate Me” T-shirt is the ultimate chaotic-humor statement piece born straight from viral Twitter energy, perfect for anyone who loves absurd memes, dark humor, and internet-core storytelling. Designed for people who enjoy wearing jokes that escalate way too fast, this tee captures that iconic unhinged tone that makes Twitter posts go viral in seconds. With its sharp, eye-catching typography on ultra-soft, high-quality fabric, it’s comfortable enough for daily wear yet bold enough to spark double-takes, laughter, and confused stares wherever you go—whether you're hanging out with friends, posting a fit check, or turning family gatherings into meme-worthy moments. This shirt makes a perfect gift for meme lovers, internet culture addicts, or anyone who appreciates humor that goes from zero to “government conspiracy” in one sentence. If you want a graphic tee that’s weird, hilarious, and guaranteed to get reactions, this is the viral-style masterpiece your wardrobe has been waiting for.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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