If My Team Doesn’t Win I’m Going To Kill Myself Shirt
Show off your wild side with the If My Team Doesn’t Win I’m Going To Kill Myself Shirt, the ultimate funny sports fan tee for those who live and die by the scoreboard. Whether it’s football, basketball, baseball, or hockey season, this game day shirt captures every fan’s emotional rollercoaster in one hilarious statement.
If your mood depends on your team’s performance, this shirt will speak directly to your soul. It’s ideal for NFL Sundays, March Madness, World Series parties, or college game days. Wherever you cheer, this funny sports shirt is guaranteed to get laughs and nods of understanding from fellow fans.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and polyester, this shirt offers long-lasting comfort while you yell, celebrate, or cry over your team’s performance. The high-quality print keeps its bold design intact even after repeated washes—just like your never-ending loyalty to your team.
Looking for the perfect sports fan gift? This If My Team Doesn’t Win I’m Going To Kill Myself Tee is a hilarious choice for friends, family, or coworkers who take game day seriously—but can still laugh about it. It’s perfect for tailgate parties, fantasy leagues, and sports bars.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or a hoodie for a casual game day outfit that turns heads and sparks conversations. Let everyone know your passion runs deep—and your humor runs even deeper.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: teelol
- Email: contact@support.teelol.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
If My Team Doesn’t Win I’m Going To Kill Myself Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
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